In Black and White

My husband is an avid newspaper reader. I am not. I get my news off the Charter Communications homepage. If it's not there, I don't read it. It's depressing enough the few headlines I do read. I did get a chuckle recently from reading some "bloopers" and "misprints" found in papers across the country. I'll leave you with a few today. I'm off to Halftime , my two day a week job with three year olds and I'm leaving early for a mammogram...don't that just excite you????

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Let's take things literally!!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock, Faces Time
Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty

Man Jumps off 2nd Street Bridge
Neither Jumper Nor Body Found

After Detour To California
Shuttle Returns To Earth

Fried Chicken Cooked In Microwave Wins Trip

Woman Improving After Fatal Crash

Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death

Study Reveals Those Without Insurance Die More Often

Experts Increase Probability Of Big Quake in California

Man Found Dead In Cemetery

Gunfire In Sarajevo Threatens Cease-fire


A merry heart doeth good!