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It's a good day to be an Eskimo...for real! I just got in from walking 2 1/4 miles with my neighbor in 29 to 30 degree weather. But I was bundled up really well, so it wasn't too too bad. My family went to Harbor House for supper...kid's eat free on Tuesday. I usually get the salad bar as a meal and make wise choices. ( aside from a few bites of the bloomin' onion...or "sea onion" as they call it.

My kids are tired today. So is mommy. I had a good day at school but a challenging one in some ways. I have one child that takes spells of not "choosing" to obey. The child will say "but I wanted to do it my way". Honest, anyway. It just makes for a long day. You deal with it and keep moving. I wonder sometimes how God must feel when we "choose" to do wrong, knowing all along it's the wrong thing to do. Our Sunday school lesson Sunday was on temptation...taking a "bite of the proverbial apple"...you know the Adam and Eve story. Satan tries to sell us the lie that "it's only one bite...it won't hurt you". If you "bite it" you'll be as wise as God. I remember a pastor of mine saying that sin will cost you more than you were planning to pay and keep you longer than you were planning to stay. Food for thought.

Remember, I'm in kindergarten this year...I got a chuckle out of some of these jokes.


Knock Knock Jokes About Thanksgiving Dinner


Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive? Olive who? Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara? Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!

Thanksgiving Riddles

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

If April showers bring May flowers , what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE

Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!

Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam

What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Ok..admit it ..you laughed at some of them too, groaned at most, but laughed at some.

If I told you some of the issues I dealt with this week in class, you know why I need this kind of humor.

Have a great evening!